I DON'T SLEEP; I DREAM

rottenzombiefairy:

The Queen is Undead

Photo: Vladlena PSJ
Make-up: Anastasija Potjomkina the RottenZombieFairy
Model: Aleksi Brehovs

Strider

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yes yes yes yes yes

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this is the single most accurate reaction to an oncoming horde ever. 

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OH. hello, my childhood. 

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kileyrae:

jerfrey:

samospeaks:

You got swagger, Mr. President.  

omg

New rule: Let Biden talk.

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true saviors of the galaxy? 

the fish.

my shepard faithfully fed these bitches after every single mission and assignment in the game. kelly didn’t even help him; he alone was responsible for their lives. they survived all the way through the suicide mission and beyond. he might have led his entire squad to their deaths — but at least he kept the damned fish. 

god help the reapers if they decide humanity is too much work and decide to make a big fish reaper instead. 

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There Maedhros in time was healed; for the fire of life was hot within him, and his strength was of the ancient world, such as those possessed who were nurtured in Valinor. His body recovered from his torment and became hale, but the shadow of his pain was in his heart; and he lived to wield his sword with left hand more deadly than his right had been.

The Silmarillion - J.R.R. Tolkien

badass right here.

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so yeah i have this really awesome tattoo that i feel like sharing. 

for those of you fortunate enough to not be living in this state: it’s the jersey devil! i live in new jersey and i have loved the jersey devil forever and my family had a run-in with the guy once and i was/am part of a devil-hunting group so. yanno. it’s appropriate. 

done by the fucking awesome gregory digiacinto at veritas illumina in mays landing. picture is also courtesy of him.

planning on building this into a sleeve of things that are often the real culprits behind jersey devil sightings, e.g. owls and cougars and cranes. i already got a pair of sandhill cranes done. i still need to take nice pictures of them. the owl is going to have a banner, “not what they seem,” both tying into the theme and throwing in a twin peaks reference. 

god i’m such a nerd.

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Mick Jagger

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why thank you mein sister

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