I DON'T SLEEP; I DREAM |
i'd settle for a cup of coffee but you know what i really need my name is devin. i am twenty-three. i am a chick who has the attitude of an angry male hippie and the attention span of a gnat. i live in south jersey. i have amazing taste in music and books and television and art and food and booze and basically everything there is to have good taste in. i would love to be a musician and an artist and an actress and even a dirty hipster but i suck at all those things so i'm just me instead. but that's okay. i like me. we get along most of the time. |
so i went to supercuts the other day and asked for “a pixie with length on top.” i even provided a picture of the exact cut i wanted in case that was too vague.

simple, yes?
no.
ladies and gentleman, allow me to introduce to you what i like to call the south jersey pixie:

which is better known as the 12-year-old boy’s buzzcut everywhere else in the entire fucking universe.
i mean i’m rocking it now — proof — but i’ll be damned if i didn’t feel like lying down in front of traffic for a good three hours afterwards.