I DON'T SLEEP; I DREAM

i'd settle for a cup of coffee
but you know what i really need

my name is devin.

i am twenty-three. i am a chick who has the attitude of an angry male hippie and the attention span of a gnat. i live in south jersey. i have amazing taste in music and books and television and art and food and booze and basically everything there is to have good taste in. i would love to be a musician and an artist and an actress and even a dirty hipster but i suck at all those things so i'm just me instead. but that's okay. i like me. we get along most of the time.

ask me questions & i will tell you lies

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Dad: Why do you think they do that?
Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]

this video annoys me a tiny bit because the dad is clearly coaching this entire rant — but then that just makes this a video showing off good parenting rather than adorable children saying profound things.
(via afterallthemadmen)

#gay gay gay

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